for this weeks GPOYW, considering, I look a damn fool.
However, you can have this visual:
Me, indulging in some Kraft American Singles, with some Townhouse crackers, catching up on last weeks Pretty Little Liars…yep, that lame.
that Lindsay Lohan was reportedly “crying when she arrived at prison, but stopped when the other inmates were cheering her on.”
What? I was DEFINATLEY expecting her to have ran into prison laughing and giggling with joy!
Crazy, ass people…
And why are they cheering her on? Fresh meat coming through? No, not…so…freshhhh…
I wanna know when/what she:
- get’s in a prison fight.
- is given back her Twitter account.
- starts getting her hair done in prison.
- does to “glam” up her spicy orange jumpsuit.
- “OMG INCEPTION BLEW MY FUCKING MIND”
- Pictures of 12 year-olds with red cups
- Pregnancy scares
- Links to dumbass conspiracy theories
- “Robby McRobberson LOVES TO SUCK COCK ALL DAY LONG”, followed by “Robby McRobberson OMG GUYZ STOP HACKING MY STATUS LOLOLOL”
- 234732448 changed profile pictures
Agreed. We must begin the deletion process… haha
So while talking to my mother today I mentioned that I went into her closet to look for something. Her response? “Hey! You already came out of the closet, now get out of mine! Hahaha”
I love her and her quips about my being gay.
I just watched the funniest and most RIDICULOUS commercial ever. What was it, you ask. A commercial about Ashley Madison…a company which promotes “infidelity”…to the beat of Schoolhouse of Rock’s hit, “Interjections!”…seriously. It was great.